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: #Laughs How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

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: #Laughs A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now I got married and can't get pregnant.""Well" said the doctor, "It's possible you don't breed in captivity!"

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: #Laughs Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."

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: #Laughs |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!

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: #Laughs What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !

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: #Laughs "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained.

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: #Laughs One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands.

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: #Laughs Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.

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: #Laughs Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called - Poupon Pants.(my warped sense of humor loves this one!:)Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women:New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!

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: #Laughs Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ? Borg standard !

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: #Laughs Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater.

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: #Laughs What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !

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: #Laughs While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.

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: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

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: #Laughs 50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy...1.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

: #Laughs A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:"Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now I got married and can't get pregnant.""Well" said the doctor, "It's possible you don't breed in captivity!"

: #Laughs Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."

: #Laughs |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

: #Laughs Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!

: #Laughs What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !

: #Laughs "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained.

: #Laughs One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands.

: #Laughs Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called - Poupon Pants.(my warped sense of humor loves this one!:)Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women:New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!

: #Laughs Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ? Borg standard !

: #Laughs Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater.

: #Laughs What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !

: #Laughs While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.

: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

: #Laughs 50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy...1.

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