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: #Laughs |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that's correct.Costello: No, what is it?Abbott: Yes.Costello: So, which is the one?Abbott: No.

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: #Laughs The population of this country is 237 million.

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: #Laughs Two blondes are walking down the street.

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: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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: #Laughs One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit".

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: #Laughs What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it.

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: #Laughs From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You've Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.

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: #Laughs Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway.

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: #Laughs |A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown.

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: #Laughs Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card.

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: #Laughs One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

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: #Laughs Your so bald your bald

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: #Laughs Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

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: #Laughs There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.

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: #Laughs |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program?Abbott: Yes, that's correct.Costello: No, what is it?Abbott: Yes.Costello: So, which is the one?Abbott: No.

: #Laughs The population of this country is 237 million.

: #Laughs Two blondes are walking down the street.

: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between purple and pink? A: The grip.

: #Laughs Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

: #Laughs One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit".

: #Laughs What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it.

: #Laughs From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You've Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.

: #Laughs Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway.

: #Laughs |A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown.

: #Laughs Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card.

: #Laughs One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.

: #Laughs Your so bald your bald

: #Laughs Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it.

: #Laughs Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

: #Laughs There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.

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