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: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard thatyou've been calling me fat?!

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: #Laughs Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey's uncle! Knock Knock Who's there? Albert! Albert who! Albert you don't know who this is! Knock Knock Who's there? Alison! Alison who? Alison it's dark outside! Knock Knock Who's there? Alli! Al

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically

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: #Laughs Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child of their own.

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: #Laughs Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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: #Laughs Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres.Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking lo

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: #Laughs What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller

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: #Laughs What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.

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: #Laughs A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you sill

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"

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: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !

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: #Laughs Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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: #Laughs Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida.

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: #Laughs Little Susie was Mommy's helper.

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: #Laughs |The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spellin

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: #Laughs Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!" "Oh NO! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard thatyou've been calling me fat?!

: #Laughs Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey's uncle! Knock Knock Who's there? Albert! Albert who! Albert you don't know who this is! Knock Knock Who's there? Alison! Alison who? Alison it's dark outside! Knock Knock Who's there? Alli! Al

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

: #Laughs How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically

: #Laughs Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child of their own.

: #Laughs Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !

: #Laughs Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres.Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking lo

: #Laughs What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller

: #Laughs What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.

: #Laughs A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you sill

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"

: #Laughs You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !

: #Laughs Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

: #Laughs Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida.

: #Laughs Little Susie was Mommy's helper.

: #Laughs |The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spellin

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