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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.

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: #Laughs What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !

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: #Laughs |So you want a day off.

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: #Laughs |Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.

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: #Laughs First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

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: #Laughs A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

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: #Laughs A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a sof

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: #Laughs What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !

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: #Laughs Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.

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: #Laughs |Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season.

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: #Laughs How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.

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: #Laughs Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police.

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: #Laughs Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.

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: #Laughs When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route.

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: #Laughs What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.

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: #Laughs What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony

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: #Laughs What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!

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: #Laughs |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.

: #Laughs What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !

: #Laughs |So you want a day off.

: #Laughs |Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip.

: #Laughs First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

: #Laughs A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

: #Laughs |10.

: #Laughs A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a sof

: #Laughs What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !

: #Laughs Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.

: #Laughs |Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season.

: #Laughs How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.

: #Laughs Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police.

: #Laughs Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.

: #Laughs When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route.

: #Laughs What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.

: #Laughs What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony

: #Laughs What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!

: #Laughs |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

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