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: #Laughs Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his time working out.

: #Laughs "Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband.

: #Laughs A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, "Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this, you're a talking grasshopper!""Do you know we have drink named after you?"The Grasshopper repli

: #Laughs The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?""Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirrorand tell myself how beautiful I am."The priest turned, took

: #Laughs At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.

: #Laughs |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

: #Laughs Some of life's truisms...Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Baltimore Orioles have in common?A: They both walk around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reas

: #Laughs A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says: "You think we're stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!

: #Laughs I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

: #Laughs |Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car"Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars go into building an F1 car, but a normal car is a far superior vehicle.

: #Laughs The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak's "Car Train" to Florida, so they would have the mobility of being able to use their own vehicle on the honeymoon.
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