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: #Laughs Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.

: #Laughs Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get.

: #Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live by a dog's rule of life":"If you can't eat it or fuck it...PISS ON IT!"

: #Laughs How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'

: #Laughs A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas.

: #Laughs whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take a penalty!

: #Laughs In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was waiting for her bus.

: #Laughs Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.This widow had a grown-up daughterWho had hair of red.My father fell in love with her,And soon the two were wed.This made my dad my son-in-lawAnd chang

: #Laughs I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork brought you to us." "Oh," said Little Johnny.

: #Laughs Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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