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: #Laughs Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who...had more on her body than on her mind?was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to cook Minute Rice?got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?was an M.

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: #Laughs What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !

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: #Laughs A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:0 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks

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: #Laughs The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians.

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: #Laughs A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

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: #Laughs Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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: #Laughs Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant.

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: #Laughs An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."The old man says without

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bi

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: #Laughs God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday.

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: #Laughs A student comes to a young professor's office hours.

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: #Laughs If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

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: #Laughs |When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.To repay all I've had from each girl and boy I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor; run in and out without closing the door.I'll hide frogs in the pan

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !

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: #Laughs A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband.

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: #Laughs Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who...had more on her body than on her mind?was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to cook Minute Rice?got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?was an M.

: #Laughs What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !

: #Laughs A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:0 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR ORDER!When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant dung on rye.She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks

: #Laughs The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians.

: #Laughs A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

: #Laughs Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.

: #Laughs What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

: #Laughs Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant.

: #Laughs An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."The old man says without

: #Laughs Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bi

: #Laughs God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday.

: #Laughs A student comes to a young professor's office hours.

: #Laughs If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.

: #Laughs What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

: #Laughs |When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.To repay all I've had from each girl and boy I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor; run in and out without closing the door.I'll hide frogs in the pan

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !

: #Laughs A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband.

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