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: #Laughs |Today's Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.Knives were up sharply.Cows steered into a bull market.Pencils lost a few points.Hiking equipment was trailing.Elev

: #Laughs A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye doctor.

: #Laughs Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

: #Laughs How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99 copies.

: #Laughs Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

: #Laughs Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

: #Laughs Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat,your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob

: #Laughs A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States." The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?"

: #Laughs A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drinkexcept that gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy o
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