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: #Laughs What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.

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: #Laughs How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!

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: #Laughs What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR

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: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you wan

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: #Laughs "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."Did he get anything." his mates asked."yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.

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: #Laughs A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

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: #Laughs What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!

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: #Laughs The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum

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: #Laughs |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.

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: #Laughs What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.

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: #Laughs Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

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: #Laughs A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for

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: #Laughs This guy is walking with his friend.

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: #Laughs |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors.

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: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was a

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

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: #Laughs |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!""Don't worry, Bu

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: #Laughs A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Christmas sale was beginning two days later.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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: #Laughs Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!

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: #Laughs What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.

: #Laughs How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!

: #Laughs What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR

: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you wan

: #Laughs "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."Did he get anything." his mates asked."yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.

: #Laughs A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

: #Laughs What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!

: #Laughs The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum

: #Laughs |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.

: #Laughs What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.

: #Laughs Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

: #Laughs A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for

: #Laughs This guy is walking with his friend.

: #Laughs |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors.

: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was a

: #Laughs Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

: #Laughs |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!""Don't worry, Bu

: #Laughs A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Christmas sale was beginning two days later.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

: #Laughs Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!

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