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: #Laughs A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a sof

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: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.

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: #Laughs A man was trimming his bushes.

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: #Laughs A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. T

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: #Laughs Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you'll get a good pig and a bad boy.

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: #Laughs Easter is approaching.

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: #Laughs It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.He looks into his small bowl.

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: #Laughs A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I

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: #Laughs Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.

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: #Laughs A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs |July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can get.

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: #Laughs What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !

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: #Laughs A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"

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: #Laughs A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

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: #Laughs What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!

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: #Laughs Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day.""Really, Father?" slurred Paddy.

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: #Laughs After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.

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: #Laughs If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.For every action, there is equal and opposite criticism

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: #Laughs A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a sof

: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !

: #Laughs Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.

: #Laughs A man was trimming his bushes.

: #Laughs A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. T

: #Laughs Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you'll get a good pig and a bad boy.

: #Laughs Easter is approaching.

: #Laughs It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.He looks into his small bowl.

: #Laughs A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I

: #Laughs Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.

: #Laughs A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

: #Laughs |July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can get.

: #Laughs What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !

: #Laughs A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"

: #Laughs A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

: #Laughs What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!

: #Laughs Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern."Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day.""Really, Father?" slurred Paddy.

: #Laughs After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.

: #Laughs If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.For every action, there is equal and opposite criticism

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