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: #Laughs American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the AmericanUniversity grade their final exams:DEPT OF STATISTICS: - All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: - Students are

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: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi

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: #Laughs What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick,tick'?'Ve haff vays of making you tock!'

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: #Laughs |The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

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: #Laughs Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, "Why should I be upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive."

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: #Laughs An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded.

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: #Laughs A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip.

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: #Laughs Knock knock.- Who's there?Owls.- Owls who?That's right! Owls hoo!

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: #Laughs A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.

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: #Laughs Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

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: #Laughs A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.

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: #Laughs Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in

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: #Laughs If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

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: #Laughs "Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain.

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: #Laughs What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

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: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

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: #Laughs A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session.

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: #Laughs Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds.

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: #Laughs One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

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: #Laughs American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the AmericanUniversity grade their final exams:DEPT OF STATISTICS: - All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: - Students are

: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi

: #Laughs What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick,tick'?'Ve haff vays of making you tock!'

: #Laughs |The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

: #Laughs Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, "Why should I be upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive."

: #Laughs An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded.

: #Laughs A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip.

: #Laughs Knock knock.- Who's there?Owls.- Owls who?That's right! Owls hoo!

: #Laughs A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.

: #Laughs Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

: #Laughs A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.

: #Laughs Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in

: #Laughs If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

: #Laughs "Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain.

: #Laughs What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

: #Laughs How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !

: #Laughs A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session.

: #Laughs Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds.

: #Laughs One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

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