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: #Laughs A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink exceptthat gay guy over there"About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, "Give everyonea drink except that gay guy o

: #Laughs What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation:1.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon? A creature that stinks to high heaven!

: #Laughs What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy Jappy, with a crap happy pappy.

: #Laughs Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.

: #Laughs The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

: #Laughs One woman to another at a singles bar: "I'm not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be.

: #Laughs Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

: #Laughs The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable.

: #Laughs A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

: #Laughs An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.The bartender obliged him.

: #Laughs Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me ?' 'But I only have ,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other !
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