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: #Laughs |An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years.

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: #Laughs The Captain called the Sergeant in.

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

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: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)

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: #Laughs A man is incomplete until he is married.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom.

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: #Laughs What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

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: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None.

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: #Laughs |The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

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: #Laughs What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels.

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: #Laughs Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man.

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: #Laughs Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air.

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: #Laughs A professor invented a lie detecting chair.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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: #Laughs A man is driving down the road for a long period of time.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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: #Laughs Use computers to look busy.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

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: #Laughs |An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years.

: #Laughs The Captain called the Sergeant in.

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant.

: #Laughs Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)

: #Laughs A man is incomplete until he is married.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !

: #Laughs Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom.

: #Laughs What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None.

: #Laughs |The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

: #Laughs What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels.

: #Laughs Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man.

: #Laughs Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air.

: #Laughs A professor invented a lie detecting chair.

: #Laughs Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

: #Laughs A man is driving down the road for a long period of time.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.

: #Laughs Use computers to look busy.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

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