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: #Laughs A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

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: #Laughs |Never squat with yer spurs on.

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: #Laughs What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

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: #Laughs We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made.

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: #Laughs |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.

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: #Laughs We know that you would give your life for us.

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: #Laughs A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage.

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blows the horn!

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: #Laughs |Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A better model is always just around the corner.They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.It is always necessary to have a backup.They'll do whatever you say if

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: #Laughs |Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?

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: #Laughs |THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player's strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care.

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: #Laughs When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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: #Laughs What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket? I don't know either, but I do know that I wouldn't screw with either one of them.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.

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: #Laughs A man and a woman were in 2 different cars.

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: #Laughs A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !

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: #Laughs A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

: #Laughs |Never squat with yer spurs on.

: #Laughs What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

: #Laughs We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made.

: #Laughs |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.

: #Laughs We know that you would give your life for us.

: #Laughs A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage.

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.

: #Laughs Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blows the horn!

: #Laughs |Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A better model is always just around the corner.They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.It is always necessary to have a backup.They'll do whatever you say if

: #Laughs |Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?

: #Laughs |THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player's strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care.

: #Laughs When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

: #Laughs What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket? I don't know either, but I do know that I wouldn't screw with either one of them.

: #Laughs What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.

: #Laughs A man and a woman were in 2 different cars.

: #Laughs A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !

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