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: #Laughs "I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other.

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: #Laughs An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop."Ma'am," said the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning.

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: #Laughs What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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: #Laughs On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

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: #Laughs |Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!

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: #Laughs A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut.

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: #Laughs A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang.

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: #Laughs "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"

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: #Laughs Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?"Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?"

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

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: #Laughs The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help.

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: #Laughs I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

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: #Laughs "You know," a guy told his buddies, "I'm a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I had to stay home sick from work.""What did she do?" someone asked."She was so happy to have me home," he said, "that every t

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: #Laughs In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store.

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: #Laughs Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

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: #Laughs The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

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: #Laughs |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.

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: #Laughs A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath.

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: #Laughs Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey

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: #Laughs "I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other.

: #Laughs An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop."Ma'am," said the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning.

: #Laughs What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

: #Laughs On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

: #Laughs |Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!

: #Laughs A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut.

: #Laughs A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang.

: #Laughs "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"

: #Laughs Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?"Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?"

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

: #Laughs The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help.

: #Laughs I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

: #Laughs "You know," a guy told his buddies, "I'm a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I had to stay home sick from work.""What did she do?" someone asked."She was so happy to have me home," he said, "that every t

: #Laughs In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store.

: #Laughs Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

: #Laughs The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.

: #Laughs What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

: #Laughs |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.

: #Laughs A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath.

: #Laughs Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey

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