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: #Laughs An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

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: #Laughs "Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashed some on his right leg and then he threw away his right crutch! Then he splashed some more on the other leg and threw away his left crutch!" "

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

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: #Laughs A guy's on the electric chair.

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: #Laughs Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step onit when you walk.

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: #Laughs A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident." The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?" The guy repl

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: #Laughs Gets his orders from another planet.

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: #Laughs Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.

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: #Laughs A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly,asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Nope, no laundry," the boy said,

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: #Laughs |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks.

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: #Laughs A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

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: #Laughs On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait.""But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now.""Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs.""Listen, I'm pretty desperate.

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: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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: #Laughs If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to long!

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: #Laughs "Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John"Yes, I will." Paula replied."Would you do it for one thousand?" he asked."Well maybe, or maybe I'd do something else for you."she answered with a wink."How about a blowjob for ?" re

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: #Laughs A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.The question is, while watching the movie, for whom do you root?

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: #Laughs Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

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: #Laughs An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."

: #Laughs "Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a minute ago, and he splashed some on his right leg and then he threw away his right crutch! Then he splashed some more on the other leg and threw away his left crutch!" "

: #Laughs What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

: #Laughs A guy's on the electric chair.

: #Laughs Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step onit when you walk.

: #Laughs A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident." The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?" The guy repl

: #Laughs Gets his orders from another planet.

: #Laughs Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.

: #Laughs A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly,asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Nope, no laundry," the boy said,

: #Laughs |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks.

: #Laughs A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

: #Laughs On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait.""But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now.""Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs.""Listen, I'm pretty desperate.

: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

: #Laughs If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to long!

: #Laughs "Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John"Yes, I will." Paula replied."Would you do it for one thousand?" he asked."Well maybe, or maybe I'd do something else for you."she answered with a wink."How about a blowjob for ?" re

: #Laughs A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs |8.

: #Laughs |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.The question is, while watching the movie, for whom do you root?

: #Laughs Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

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