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: #Laughs |What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!

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: #Laughs How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say....

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: #Laughs The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.

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: #Laughs |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five c

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: #Laughs What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!

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: #Laughs How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, paci

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: #Laughs |A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the Gene

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: #Laughs A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucking your honorThe judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear U

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: #Laughs An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people.

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: #Laughs A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me put my tool in your mouth...

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: #Laughs What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.

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: #Laughs Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned.

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: #Laughs A farmer comes home with a lively young bull.

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: #Laughs What goes "errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!

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: #Laughs |Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.

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: #Laughs A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection."Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 dayscompassionate home leave.""Yessir," the Sgt.

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: #Laughs A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox.

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: #Laughs A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

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: #Laughs The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible."All right !" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer."Later that ni

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: #Laughs |What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!

: #Laughs How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say....

: #Laughs The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.

: #Laughs |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five c

: #Laughs What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!

: #Laughs How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, paci

: #Laughs |A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the Gene

: #Laughs A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucking your honorThe judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear U

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: #Laughs An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people.

: #Laughs A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me put my tool in your mouth...

: #Laughs What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.

: #Laughs Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned.

: #Laughs A farmer comes home with a lively young bull.

: #Laughs What goes "errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!

: #Laughs |Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died.

: #Laughs A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection."Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 dayscompassionate home leave.""Yessir," the Sgt.

: #Laughs A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox.

: #Laughs A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

: #Laughs The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible."All right !" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer."Later that ni

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