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: #Laughs Noisy Nights by Constance Norah

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: #Laughs What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.

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: #Laughs |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews.

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: #Laughs Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex?JOE: Er..., when I clean myself off with the curtains.

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: #Laughs What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told.

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: #Laughs The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamedof working since a young boy.

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: #Laughs Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.

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: #Laughs Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had never been to before.

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: #Laughs why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2 cars.

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: #Laughs Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton's Privates All the President's Women The Lying King Free Willy Terms of Impeachment Driving Miss Monica Independent Counsel Day The Six Commandments The Full Moni

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: #Laughs The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter inch doesn't impress most women.]A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.

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: #Laughs I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night, come home and expectto be fed and stroked, then want to be leftalone and sleep.

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: #Laughs |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right font, using the correct colors sometimes, at the right point size and pitch, dark enough

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: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substance and the darkness wasupon the face of the workers and they spoke among themselves,saying...

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: #Laughs Men are like mini skirts.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day.

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: #Laughs A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

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: #Laughs There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving.

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: #Laughs -What makes Britain so strong? -It?s the two-party system.

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: #Laughs Noisy Nights by Constance Norah

: #Laughs What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.

: #Laughs |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews.

: #Laughs Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex?JOE: Er..., when I clean myself off with the curtains.

: #Laughs What's the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won't do what she's told.

: #Laughs The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamedof working since a young boy.

: #Laughs Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.

: #Laughs Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had never been to before.

: #Laughs why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2 cars.

: #Laughs Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton's Privates All the President's Women The Lying King Free Willy Terms of Impeachment Driving Miss Monica Independent Counsel Day The Six Commandments The Full Moni

: #Laughs The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter inch doesn't impress most women.]A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.

: #Laughs I've never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don't listen,they don't come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night, come home and expectto be fed and stroked, then want to be leftalone and sleep.

: #Laughs |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right font, using the correct colors sometimes, at the right point size and pitch, dark enough

: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

: #Laughs In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substance and the darkness wasupon the face of the workers and they spoke among themselves,saying...

: #Laughs Men are like mini skirts.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day.

: #Laughs A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.

: #Laughs There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving.

: #Laughs -What makes Britain so strong? -It?s the two-party system.

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