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: #Laughs One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.

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: #Laughs Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

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: #Laughs An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs |What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a caterpillar?A worm in a fur coat!What has stripes and pulls a tractor?A caterpillar tractor!What does a cat go to sleep on?A caterpillow!What's green an

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: #Laughs A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes.

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: #Laughs |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive us our spillages,As we forgive those who spill against us.And lead us not into incarceration,But deliver us

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: #Laughs |Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?""Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert.

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: #Laughs Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.

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: #Laughs Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

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: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

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: #Laughs Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt.It's impossible to assess blame for the accident on eithe

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

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: #Laughs Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.

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: #Laughs Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.

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: #Laughs |Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.

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: #Laughs There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

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: #Laughs "Outside a dog, a book is a great companion.

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: #Laughs What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line.

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: #Laughs |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake.

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: #Laughs One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.

: #Laughs Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

: #Laughs An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs |What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a caterpillar?A worm in a fur coat!What has stripes and pulls a tractor?A caterpillar tractor!What does a cat go to sleep on?A caterpillow!What's green an

: #Laughs A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes.

: #Laughs |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive us our spillages,As we forgive those who spill against us.And lead us not into incarceration,But deliver us

: #Laughs |Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?""Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert.

: #Laughs Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.

: #Laughs Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

: #Laughs Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet !

: #Laughs Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt.It's impossible to assess blame for the accident on eithe

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

: #Laughs Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.

: #Laughs Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.

: #Laughs |Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.

: #Laughs There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

: #Laughs "Outside a dog, a book is a great companion.

: #Laughs What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line.

: #Laughs |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake.

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