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: #Laughs "Room service? Send up a larger room."

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: #Laughs |Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8.

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: #Laughs A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.

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: #Laughs Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.

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: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.

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: #Laughs Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19, 1995 TRANSCRIPT, TRIAL OF

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: #Laughs Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know.

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: #Laughs What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?Whatever happened to preparations A through G?When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?When cows laugh, does milk com

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: #Laughs A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

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: #Laughs Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!

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: #Laughs Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at a gay bar.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.

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: #Laughs Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

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: #Laughs Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

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: #Laughs |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

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: #Laughs Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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: #Laughs "Room service? Send up a larger room."

: #Laughs |Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8.

: #Laughs A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.

: #Laughs Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.

: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

: #Laughs Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.

: #Laughs Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19, 1995 TRANSCRIPT, TRIAL OF

: #Laughs Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know.

: #Laughs What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?Whatever happened to preparations A through G?When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?When cows laugh, does milk com

: #Laughs A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

: #Laughs Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!

: #Laughs Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at a gay bar.

: #Laughs What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem.

: #Laughs Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

: #Laughs Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

: #Laughs |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

: #Laughs Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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