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: #Laughs What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You're never alone!

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: #Laughs One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park.

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: #Laughs Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater.

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: #Laughs When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one.

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: #Laughs |Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?A: A bee in a submarine!Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?A: Fooling with a bee!Q: What did the spider say t

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

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: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

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: #Laughs A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane.

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: #Laughs When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper!

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: #Laughs Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.

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: #Laughs An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls down.As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little ru

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't.

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: #Laughs After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst.

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: #Laughs Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-exposure to your computer monitor? How do you know if you're addicted to the Net and losing touch with reality? Take the Net Ad

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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: #Laughs How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars.

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: #Laughs |What is a mosquito's favorite sport?Skin-diving!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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: #Laughs FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty.

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: #Laughs What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You're never alone!

: #Laughs One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park.

: #Laughs Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater.

: #Laughs When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one.

: #Laughs |Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?A: A bee in a submarine!Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?A: Fooling with a bee!Q: What did the spider say t

: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

: #Laughs Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.

: #Laughs A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane.

: #Laughs When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper!

: #Laughs Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.

: #Laughs An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls down.As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little ru

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't.

: #Laughs After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst.

: #Laughs Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-exposure to your computer monitor? How do you know if you're addicted to the Net and losing touch with reality? Take the Net Ad

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

: #Laughs How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars.

: #Laughs |What is a mosquito's favorite sport?Skin-diving!

: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

: #Laughs FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty.

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