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: #Laughs Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together.

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: #Laughs A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her.

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: #Laughs |This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash.

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: #Laughs Patient walks into a doctor's office.

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: #Laughs And then there's little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door.Noticing that the door was open a bit, he walked in only to see his mother performing oral sex on his dad.Upon seeing this, little Johnny walks

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: #Laughs Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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: #Laughs Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job.

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: #Laughs Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"

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: #Laughs A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror.

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: #Laughs A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other end of the phone said, "My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can't get them apart."The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them

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: #Laughs All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

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: #Laughs Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

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: #Laughs Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? None.

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: #Laughs What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!

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: #Laughs Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !

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: #Laughs Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Correct.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ? Brendan an ear to what I have to say !

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: #Laughs Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together.

: #Laughs A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her.

: #Laughs |This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash.

: #Laughs Patient walks into a doctor's office.

: #Laughs And then there's little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door.Noticing that the door was open a bit, he walked in only to see his mother performing oral sex on his dad.Upon seeing this, little Johnny walks

: #Laughs Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

: #Laughs Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job.

: #Laughs Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"

: #Laughs A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror.

: #Laughs A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other end of the phone said, "My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can't get them apart."The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them

: #Laughs All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

: #Laughs Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

: #Laughs Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? None.

: #Laughs What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!

: #Laughs Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !

: #Laughs Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Correct.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ? Brendan an ear to what I have to say !

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