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: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?

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: #Laughs How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a year.

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: #Laughs What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.

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: #Laughs Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning.

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: #Laughs Some vampires went to see Dracula.

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: #Laughs Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."Employer: "More than we can use already."Applicant: As he is gett

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: #Laughs The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.

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: #Laughs A police detective was investigating a homicide.

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: #Laughs |A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.The psychiatrist a

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: #Laughs What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An Amish drive by shooting!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!

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: #Laughs A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.

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: #Laughs What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

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: #Laughs your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows, your mamma is so ugly, the doctor's still smacking her ass.

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: #Laughs Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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: #Laughs How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels like you feeding a horse.

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: #Laughs What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo.

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: #Laughs The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building.

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: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?

: #Laughs How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a year.

: #Laughs What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.

: #Laughs Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning.

: #Laughs Some vampires went to see Dracula.

: #Laughs Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."Employer: "More than we can use already."Applicant: As he is gett

: #Laughs The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.

: #Laughs A police detective was investigating a homicide.

: #Laughs |A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.The psychiatrist a

: #Laughs What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An Amish drive by shooting!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!

: #Laughs A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.

: #Laughs What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.

: #Laughs Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

: #Laughs your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows, your mamma is so ugly, the doctor's still smacking her ass.

: #Laughs Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

: #Laughs How can you tell when your girlfriend's horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels like you feeding a horse.

: #Laughs What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo.

: #Laughs The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building.

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