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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I'm not allowed up on the couch!Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!Doc: Do you drink a lot?Not really - I spill

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: #Laughs |It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

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: #Laughs * Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then

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: #Laughs A man has a racehorse, never won a race.

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: #Laughs What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a

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: #Laughs A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?"Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"

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: #Laughs |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.

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: #Laughs Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

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: #Laughs |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

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: #Laughs Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who livedon the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants thatwould probably provide a cure f

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: #Laughs Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where did the extra set of arms come from? 3) Why does it look so much like a lizard? 4) So, what are the characteristics of hermaphroditism? 5) Could we do that again? The

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: #Laughs A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie.

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: #Laughs Q.

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: #Laughs From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You're A Bad Surgeon General10.

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: #Laughs What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

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: #Laughs A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost.

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: #Laughs It's so easy to milk a cow.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I'm not allowed up on the couch!Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!Doc: Do you drink a lot?Not really - I spill

: #Laughs |It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession.

: #Laughs What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

: #Laughs * Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then

: #Laughs A man has a racehorse, never won a race.

: #Laughs What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a

: #Laughs A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it up, and the neutron asks, "Hey - how much?"Bartender replies, "For you - no charge!"

: #Laughs |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.

: #Laughs Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

: #Laughs |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

: #Laughs Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who livedon the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants thatwould probably provide a cure f

: #Laughs Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where did the extra set of arms come from? 3) Why does it look so much like a lizard? 4) So, what are the characteristics of hermaphroditism? 5) Could we do that again? The

: #Laughs A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You're A Bad Surgeon General10.

: #Laughs What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

: #Laughs A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost.

: #Laughs It's so easy to milk a cow.

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