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: #Laughs A farmer was milking his cow.

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: #Laughs A little boy goes up to his father and asks:"Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example.

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: #Laughs Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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: #Laughs Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.

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: #Laughs |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.Q: There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.

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: #Laughs A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversation: Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.Woman: Ok.

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: #Laughs An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !

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: #Laughs 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.

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: #Laughs Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.

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: #Laughs What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems.

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: #Laughs A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.

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: #Laughs College Classes For Men:1.

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

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: #Laughs Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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: #Laughs A farmer was milking his cow.

: #Laughs A little boy goes up to his father and asks:"Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example.

: #Laughs Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

: #Laughs Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having children will turn you into your parents.

: #Laughs |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons.

: #Laughs |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.Q: There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car.

: #Laughs Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.

: #Laughs A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversation: Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.Woman: Ok.

: #Laughs An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !

: #Laughs 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.

: #Laughs Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.

: #Laughs What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems.

: #Laughs A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.

: #Laughs College Classes For Men:1.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

: #Laughs Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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