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: #Laughs |Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database.

: #Laughs Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME

: #Laughs What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

: #Laughs Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir fingers through their hair!

: #Laughs Have you seen www.pitchdark.com? Yes, but I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about.

: #Laughs What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!

: #Laughs How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored machine tools.

: #Laughs |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

: #Laughs Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport.
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