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: #Laughs Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.

: #Laughs Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

: #Laughs Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it's getting interesting they are finished until next time...

: #Laughs Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did she finally pass her test? She took the examiner with her.

: #Laughs Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

: #Laughs A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necessary: A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.

: #Laughs How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They're both afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

: #Laughs Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

: #Laughs A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs |A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.

: #Laughs |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

: #Laughs Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
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