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: #Laughs Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked, "What kind of man are you attracted to?""I've always been drawn to Native American men," she replied.

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: #Laughs Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts()()Big nipple breasts(@)(@)A cupso oD cups{ O }{ O }Wonder bra breasts(oYo)Cold breasts( ^ )( ^ )Lopsided breasts(o)(O)Pierced Breast

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: #Laughs Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lett

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

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: #Laughs |: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?A: A polo bear!Q: Why do polo bears like bald men?A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!Q: What do polo bears have for lu

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: #Laughs Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.

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: #Laughs What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

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: #Laughs A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

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: #Laughs |A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.

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: #Laughs Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was like."Australia's a great place!" Paddy replied.

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: #Laughs "The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

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: #Laughs How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !

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: #Laughs The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.

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: #Laughs This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !

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: #Laughs What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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: #Laughs What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !

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: #Laughs Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

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: #Laughs Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked, "What kind of man are you attracted to?""I've always been drawn to Native American men," she replied.

: #Laughs Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts()()Big nipple breasts(@)(@)A cupso oD cups{ O }{ O }Wonder bra breasts(oYo)Cold breasts( ^ )( ^ )Lopsided breasts(o)(O)Pierced Breast

: #Laughs Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lett

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

: #Laughs |: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?A: A polo bear!Q: Why do polo bears like bald men?A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!Q: What do polo bears have for lu

: #Laughs Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.

: #Laughs What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

: #Laughs A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

: #Laughs |A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.

: #Laughs Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was like."Australia's a great place!" Paddy replied.

: #Laughs "The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

: #Laughs How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !

: #Laughs The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.

: #Laughs This women had a magic morror from which anything you wanted you got,so one day she stood in front of the mirror and said I wish i had bigger breasts and it happened so then she ran down stairs to show her husband he was so amazed that

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !

: #Laughs What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

: #Laughs What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !

: #Laughs Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

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