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: #Laughs Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won ?

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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: #Laughs McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.

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: #Laughs |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.

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: #Laughs "Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon.

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: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

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: #Laughs What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!

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: #Laughs TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It's the new math 7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes 6.9999831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside 5.9999835137 Redefining the PC -- and Mat

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: #Laughs The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties.

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: #Laughs A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.

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: #Laughs How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

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: #Laughs Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car.

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: #Laughs Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!

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: #Laughs Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air."So?

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: #Laughs A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too.Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Lakers fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Josh.The teac

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won ?

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ? Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

: #Laughs McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.

: #Laughs |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.

: #Laughs "Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon.

: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

: #Laughs What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!

: #Laughs TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It's the new math 7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes 6.9999831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside 5.9999835137 Redefining the PC -- and Mat

: #Laughs The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties.

: #Laughs A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.

: #Laughs How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

: #Laughs Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car.

: #Laughs Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!

: #Laughs Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air."So?

: #Laughs A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too.Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they're Lakers fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Josh.The teac

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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