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: #Laughs What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !

: #Laughs What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

: #Laughs Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.

: #Laughs This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention.

: #Laughs One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-hearing...

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as it grows up!Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?She had a crook with her!What do you give a pony with a cold?Cough Stirrup!

: #Laughs "And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession.

: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!

: #Laughs Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses 0 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

: #Laughs A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.
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