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: #Laughs Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery late this morning in central Poland.Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging

: #Laughs Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

: #Laughs Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

: #Laughs Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned - they couldn't get the tailgate open!

: #Laughs The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical.

: #Laughs The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son.

: #Laughs One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

: #Laughs Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy,a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.

: #Laughs Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it out.

: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

: #Laughs A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she s

: #Laughs What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
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