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: #Laughs This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.The doctor walks in and tells him - "I can clearly see your nuts!"

: #Laughs The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and registration, bub?", the cop inquired."But officer," the fellow started, "I can explain...""Shut yer trap, bub!" snapped the officer.

: #Laughs Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.

: #Laughs Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys.The Rat Race: If there's one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on you first.The Eyeglass Prescription: Don't wear your glasses on a blind date

: #Laughs You're so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.

: #Laughs A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"

: #Laughs Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman.

: #Laughs A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - .00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up.He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?" T
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