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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really.

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: #Laughs |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb.A2: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb.

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: #Laughs Personally, I like to stay and read the credits.

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: #Laughs What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

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: #Laughs I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.

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: #Laughs What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !

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: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

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: #Laughs Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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: #Laughs |Top economist Valentine's Day cards4.

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: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident.

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: #Laughs Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being.

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: #Laughs What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

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: #Laughs A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it.

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: #Laughs The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar.

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: #Laughs What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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: #Laughs How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !

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: #Laughs Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".

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: #Laughs |Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu

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: #Laughs A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman."Hi," he said, "I'm new in town.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really.

: #Laughs |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb.A2: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb.

: #Laughs Personally, I like to stay and read the credits.

: #Laughs What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

: #Laughs I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.

: #Laughs What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !

: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

: #Laughs Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

: #Laughs |Top economist Valentine's Day cards4.

: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident.

: #Laughs Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being.

: #Laughs What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

: #Laughs A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it.

: #Laughs The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar.

: #Laughs What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

: #Laughs How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !

: #Laughs Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".

: #Laughs |Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu

: #Laughs A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman."Hi," he said, "I'm new in town.

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