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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !

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: #Laughs What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough.

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: #Laughs Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !

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: #Laughs The head nun at the convent says, "I found a pair of men's underwear under my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says, "And I found a used condom on my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says

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: #Laughs Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"

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: #Laughs Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock Who's there? Ann! Ann who? Anndromeda Strain! Knock Knock Who's there? Armageddon! Armageddon who? Armageddon getting out of here! Knock Knock Who's there? Armenia

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: #Laughs Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.

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: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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: #Laughs What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !

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: #Laughs Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.

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: #Laughs One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor."His friend said, "Don't do that.

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: #Laughs Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)

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: #Laughs What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:

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: #Laughs A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !

: #Laughs What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey.

: #Laughs Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough.

: #Laughs Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time.

: #Laughs What's the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !

: #Laughs The head nun at the convent says, "I found a pair of men's underwear under my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says, "And I found a used condom on my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says

: #Laughs Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"

: #Laughs Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock Who's there? Ann! Ann who? Anndromeda Strain! Knock Knock Who's there? Armageddon! Armageddon who? Armageddon getting out of here! Knock Knock Who's there? Armenia

: #Laughs Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.

: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

: #Laughs What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !

: #Laughs Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.

: #Laughs One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor."His friend said, "Don't do that.

: #Laughs Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)

: #Laughs What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:

: #Laughs A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets.

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