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: #Laughs There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil.

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: #Laughs A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend.

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: #Laughs A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarca

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: #Laughs What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."

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: #Laughs A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink.

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: #Laughs How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

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: #Laughs A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

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: #Laughs What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

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: #Laughs |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, tat and baby sit.When the kids were in a jam,They could always call on Gram.But today she's in the gymExercising to keep slim.She's checking the we

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: #Laughs A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave.

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: #Laughs A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

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: #Laughs A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.The owner took the Pastor out to the ba

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: #Laughs A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity.

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: #Laughs What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !

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: #Laughs A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely."What do you think I am?" replied the fag, "...a money box!"

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: #Laughs A man and wife entered a dentist's office.The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled.

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: #Laughs What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

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: #Laughs There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA. Well, here's the answer: It's simple.........nobody bothered to check the oil.

: #Laughs A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend.

: #Laughs A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarca

: #Laughs What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."

: #Laughs A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink.

: #Laughs How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

: #Laughs A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

: #Laughs What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

: #Laughs |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, tat and baby sit.When the kids were in a jam,They could always call on Gram.But today she's in the gymExercising to keep slim.She's checking the we

: #Laughs A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave.

: #Laughs A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

: #Laughs A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a sign in the window: "Christian Horse for Sale." Being that the Pastor owned a large ranch, he was immediately interested, and went into the shop.The owner took the Pastor out to the ba

: #Laughs A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity.

: #Laughs What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !

: #Laughs A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely."What do you think I am?" replied the fag, "...a money box!"

: #Laughs A man and wife entered a dentist's office.The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled.

: #Laughs What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

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