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: #Laughs The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.

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: #Laughs A blonde woman is driving down the road.

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: #Laughs What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!

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: #Laughs 100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big to fit in pocket or purse bag of potting mix box of legal size hanging file folders bucket of sand cat door cellophane tape and staples dairy for 1991 exquisitely

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: #Laughs She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.

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: #Laughs A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at "it" for three days straight.The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do something else.

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: #Laughs A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home.

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: #Laughs Fred came home from his first day at school.

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: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I?m beginning to think I didn?t."

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: #Laughs Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drinks, dinner, go to my apartment and really make love?"Ex-: "Over my dead body!"Husband: "You haven't changed a bit"

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: #Laughs How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

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: #Laughs At a U.N.

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: #Laughs The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen

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: #Laughs An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for her being excited near him.

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: #Laughs What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was for me?'

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: #Laughs At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 11:45 p.m., in the locale known generally as '' did the defendant have sexual relations with you?" "Yes," whispered the girl, her head bowed.

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: #Laughs |Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it.

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: #Laughs What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

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: #Laughs A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table.

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: #Laughs What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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: #Laughs The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.

: #Laughs A blonde woman is driving down the road.

: #Laughs What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!

: #Laughs 100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big to fit in pocket or purse bag of potting mix box of legal size hanging file folders bucket of sand cat door cellophane tape and staples dairy for 1991 exquisitely

: #Laughs She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.

: #Laughs A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at "it" for three days straight.The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do something else.

: #Laughs A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home.

: #Laughs Fred came home from his first day at school.

: #Laughs |Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I?m beginning to think I didn?t."

: #Laughs Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drinks, dinner, go to my apartment and really make love?"Ex-: "Over my dead body!"Husband: "You haven't changed a bit"

: #Laughs How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

: #Laughs At a U.N.

: #Laughs The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen

: #Laughs An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he took a woman's pulse, he subtracted 10 beats to account for her being excited near him.

: #Laughs What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,'Was it as good for you, as it was for me?'

: #Laughs At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 11:45 p.m., in the locale known generally as '' did the defendant have sexual relations with you?" "Yes," whispered the girl, her head bowed.

: #Laughs |Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it.

: #Laughs What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.

: #Laughs A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table.

: #Laughs What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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