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: #Laughs They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

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: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

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: #Laughs A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

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: #Laughs This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: 'Hi, we're prostitutes.

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: #Laughs Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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: #Laughs |What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!

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: #Laughs Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor.

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: #Laughs What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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: #Laughs OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to have competitive boat race on the Bear River.

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: #Laughs Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news.

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: #Laughs The subway car was packed.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Q: What's long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can't you give a black person?A: A black eye, fat lip, or a job!

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: #Laughs A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night.

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: #Laughs A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up.

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: #Laughs How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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: #Laughs Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday .

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: #Laughs [To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.

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: #Laughs They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

: #Laughs A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

: #Laughs This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: 'Hi, we're prostitutes.

: #Laughs Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

: #Laughs |What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!

: #Laughs Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor.

: #Laughs What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

: #Laughs OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to have competitive boat race on the Bear River.

: #Laughs Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news.

: #Laughs The subway car was packed.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Q: What's long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can't you give a black person?A: A black eye, fat lip, or a job!

: #Laughs A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night.

: #Laughs A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up.

: #Laughs How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

: #Laughs Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday .

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs [To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.

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