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: #Laughs Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner.

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: #Laughs Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job.

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: #Laughs At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"Sign over a gynecologist's office"Dr.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs |"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession.

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: #Laughs An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall.

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: #Laughs Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard.

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: #Laughs One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down.

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: #Laughs How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!

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: #Laughs Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky.

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: #Laughs |What does your profession say about you?1.

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: #Laughs Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.

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: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn't breed.

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !

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: #Laughs Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

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: #Laughs What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!

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: #Laughs I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg

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: #Laughs Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner.

: #Laughs Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job.

: #Laughs At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"Sign over a gynecologist's office"Dr.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs |"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession.

: #Laughs An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall.

: #Laughs Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard.

: #Laughs One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down.

: #Laughs How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!

: #Laughs Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky.

: #Laughs |What does your profession say about you?1.

: #Laughs Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she'll rack your balls.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.

: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant.

: #Laughs Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn't breed.

: #Laughs Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !

: #Laughs Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

: #Laughs What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!

: #Laughs I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg

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