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: #Laughs Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: one group was male,and the other group was female.The group of women reported that computers should be refereed to as "HE" because: 1.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.

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: #Laughs What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!

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: #Laughs What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk."How much is that television set?" she asks."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the clerk said.So, the girl walks out.

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: #Laughs When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle.

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: #Laughs All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

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: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.

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: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

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: #Laughs Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at home.

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: #Laughs |How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!

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: #Laughs How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and ChipsTen Commandments are actually only five, but because they are double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten.Forbidd

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!

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: #Laughs A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.St.

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: #Laughs DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA.

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: #Laughs Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he

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: #Laughs What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!

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: #Laughs On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion".

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: #Laughs A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically.

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: #Laughs How many Passive Aggressive P.D.

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: #Laughs Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: one group was male,and the other group was female.The group of women reported that computers should be refereed to as "HE" because: 1.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.

: #Laughs What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!

: #Laughs What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing.

: #Laughs A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk."How much is that television set?" she asks."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the clerk said.So, the girl walks out.

: #Laughs When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle.

: #Laughs All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.

: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

: #Laughs Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at home.

: #Laughs |How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!

: #Laughs How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and ChipsTen Commandments are actually only five, but because they are double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten.Forbidd

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!

: #Laughs A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.St.

: #Laughs DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA.

: #Laughs Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he

: #Laughs What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!

: #Laughs On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion".

: #Laughs A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically.

: #Laughs How many Passive Aggressive P.D.

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