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: #Laughs Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"? A: FIRETRUCK.

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: #Laughs Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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: #Laughs |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific.

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: #Laughs What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

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: #Laughs Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

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: #Laughs A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk.

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: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies.

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: #Laughs What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!

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: #Laughs How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?Frosted Flakes!What is it when a blonde blows into anotherblondes ear?Data transfer.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?"I

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: #Laughs |Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy.

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: #Laughs A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

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: #Laughs How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !

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: #Laughs THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress...People of America....I banged her.

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: #Laughs |Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

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: #Laughs A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, "Used regularly," he explained, "pot can cause psychic dis

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: #Laughs How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!

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: #Laughs At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl.

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: #Laughs A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.

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: #Laughs Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

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: #Laughs A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.'' The next day,

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: #Laughs Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"? A: FIRETRUCK.

: #Laughs Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

: #Laughs |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific.

: #Laughs What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

: #Laughs Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

: #Laughs A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar gettingdrunk.

: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies.

: #Laughs What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!

: #Laughs How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?Frosted Flakes!What is it when a blonde blows into anotherblondes ear?Data transfer.What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?"I

: #Laughs |Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy.

: #Laughs A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

: #Laughs How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !

: #Laughs THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress...People of America....I banged her.

: #Laughs |Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

: #Laughs A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, "Used regularly," he explained, "pot can cause psychic dis

: #Laughs How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!

: #Laughs At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl.

: #Laughs A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.

: #Laughs Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

: #Laughs A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.'' The next day,

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