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: #Laughs If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?

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: #Laughs Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?

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: #Laughs The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage is the word "Fuck." It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate.In language, "Fuck" falls into many gram

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: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?" Witness: "Where am I Cathy?" Attorney: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

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: #Laughs The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother.

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch

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: #Laughs She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was on-her and off-er!

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: #Laughs What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

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: #Laughs My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it.

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: #Laughs How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day

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: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

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: #Laughs Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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: #Laughs Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions.

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: #Laughs Things you don't want to hear during surgery:Better save that.

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: #Laughs This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist.

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: #Laughs During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show.

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: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy." Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: "There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than

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: #Laughs |Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.

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: #Laughs What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!

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: #Laughs Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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: #Laughs If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?

: #Laughs Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?

: #Laughs The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage is the word "Fuck." It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate.In language, "Fuck" falls into many gram

: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?" Witness: "Where am I Cathy?" Attorney: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "Because my name is Susan."

: #Laughs The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother.

: #Laughs Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch

: #Laughs She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was on-her and off-er!

: #Laughs What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

: #Laughs My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it.

: #Laughs How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day

: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

: #Laughs Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

: #Laughs Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions.

: #Laughs Things you don't want to hear during surgery:Better save that.

: #Laughs This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist.

: #Laughs During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show.

: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy." Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: "There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than

: #Laughs |Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.

: #Laughs What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!

: #Laughs Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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