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: #Laughs At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?" "That object, naturally." "What makes you think that?" " 'Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can't se

: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order.

: #Laughs The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip.

: #Laughs Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

: #Laughs Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!

: #Laughs What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a friendship f) amarriage g) an anniversary date h) a 30-minute erection i) all ofthe above

: #Laughs An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River.

: #Laughs After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11.

: #Laughs |A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out."If I gave you ," the teacher began," and you gave to Mary, to Sally and to Susan, what would you have?""An orgy," Johnny answered.

: #Laughs There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

: #Laughs Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from the ball.
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