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: #Laughs Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

: #Laughs What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? "How does it work?"What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? "How much will it cost?"What

: #Laughs Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

: #Laughs Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.

: #Laughs A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything.

: #Laughs |My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.My wife ran off with my best friend last week.

: #Laughs "Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton":Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest fear: the Cold War Clinton: His biggest fear: a Cold SoreNixon: Carpet bombing Clinton: Carpet burnsNixon: His Vice President wa

: #Laughs |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not stirring of course).

: #Laughs How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen.

: #Laughs Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, Anybodyand Nobody.

: #Laughs Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always after the girl to quit smoking.
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