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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar.

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: #Laughs Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory.

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: #Laughs |A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her.

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: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!

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: #Laughs A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

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: #Laughs Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.First surgeon: "I once had an ambulance crew bring in a man's leg and my team and I built a new body around it and now that he's recovered fully he d

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: #Laughs Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I'm not allowed up on the couch!Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!Doc: Do you drink a lot?Not really - I spill

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: #Laughs |Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?A: Coop-cakes!Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?A: An eggroll!Q: What do you call the outside

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal.

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: #Laughs Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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: #Laughs Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.

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: #Laughs May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares!

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: #Laughs What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !

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: #Laughs Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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: #Laughs How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".

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: #Laughs Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.

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: #Laughs How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!

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: #Laughs Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar.

: #Laughs Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory.

: #Laughs |A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her.

: #Laughs A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "0 if I lay down and if I stand up." He asks what the difference is, and she tells him, "it's my hairdresser's fee!"

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up! Just simmer down!

: #Laughs A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

: #Laughs Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.First surgeon: "I once had an ambulance crew bring in a man's leg and my team and I built a new body around it and now that he's recovered fully he d

: #Laughs Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I'm not allowed up on the couch!Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!Doc: Do you drink a lot?Not really - I spill

: #Laughs |Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?A: Coop-cakes!Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?A: An eggroll!Q: What do you call the outside

: #Laughs Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal.

: #Laughs Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

: #Laughs Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.

: #Laughs May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares!

: #Laughs What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !

: #Laughs Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

: #Laughs How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".

: #Laughs Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor.

: #Laughs How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!

: #Laughs Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

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