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: #Laughs Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three.

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.

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: #Laughs Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane.

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: #Laughs A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has only 18 hours to live.

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: #Laughs One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!""What's the problem, Eve?""Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, bu

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: #Laughs What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

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: #Laughs MICHAEL KENNEDY What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made it alive out of Aspen.

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: #Laughs Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automatically -- but there's a bug in it.

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: #Laughs A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man.

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: #Laughs Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.

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: #Laughs A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,"What are you doing?"She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas.

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: #Laughs How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!

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: #Laughs What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.

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: #Laughs A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The second guy says, "No.

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: #Laughs Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators.

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: #Laughs A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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: #Laughs There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.

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: #Laughs The Worst Striker by Mr Goal

: #Laughs Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three.

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.

: #Laughs Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane.

: #Laughs A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has only 18 hours to live.

: #Laughs One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!""What's the problem, Eve?""Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, bu

: #Laughs What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

: #Laughs MICHAEL KENNEDY What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made it alive out of Aspen.

: #Laughs Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automatically -- but there's a bug in it.

: #Laughs A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.

: #Laughs A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,"What are you doing?"She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas.

: #Laughs How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!

: #Laughs What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.

: #Laughs A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..." The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The second guy says, "No.

: #Laughs Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators.

: #Laughs A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

: #Laughs There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.

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