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: #Laughs My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

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: #Laughs Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter.

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: #Laughs A MAN'S SCHEDULE 1.

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: #Laughs What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.

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: #Laughs Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfred ! Alfred who ! Alfred of the dark !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !

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: #Laughs How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!

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: #Laughs Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!

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: #Laughs A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet.Clem said, Yup, he'

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: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side."

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: #Laughs Things NOT to say to a Cop!1.

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: #Laughs 'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window.

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom.

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: #Laughs |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!

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: #Laughs Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

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: #Laughs Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30.

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: #Laughs Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

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: #Laughs The general went to the doctor for a physical.

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: #Laughs My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

: #Laughs Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter.

: #Laughs A MAN'S SCHEDULE 1.

: #Laughs What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.

: #Laughs Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfred ! Alfred who ! Alfred of the dark !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !

: #Laughs How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!

: #Laughs Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!

: #Laughs A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.Clem went in first, and the mortician pulled back the sheet.Clem said, Yup, he'

: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side."

: #Laughs Things NOT to say to a Cop!1.

: #Laughs 'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore.So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom.

: #Laughs |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!

: #Laughs Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

: #Laughs Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30.

: #Laughs Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

: #Laughs The general went to the doctor for a physical.

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