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: #Laughs |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

: #Laughs Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

: #Laughs (AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, indu

: #Laughs Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck.He returned

: #Laughs First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

: #Laughs |A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast.

: #Laughs A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to theblind man and hands him a menu.

: #Laughs A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans.

: #Laughs A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

: #Laughs Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment." Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cig

: #Laughs What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"

: #Laughs A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would be to have a companion.
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