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: #Laughs Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

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: #Laughs Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.

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: #Laughs If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?European! (You're a Peein')And if you really gotta go bad?Russian!

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: #Laughs The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.The woman smiled, "So what?"The neighbor was surprised, "It doesn't bother you that he's running around with t

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: #Laughs While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

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: #Laughs A monster walked into the council rent office with a note stuck in one ear and a note in the other.

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: #Laughs If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hearhim, is he still wrong?

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: #Laughs Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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: #Laughs What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop? An 'Amish' drive-by shooting

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: #Laughs On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs.

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: #Laughs On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson.

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: #Laughs My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table.The girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her??"

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It's called "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus"!

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !

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: #Laughs What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

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: #Laughs Q.

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: #Laughs |A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back.

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: #Laughs A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat.

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: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot!" the man shouts.

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: #Laughs Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today.

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: #Laughs Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

: #Laughs Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.

: #Laughs If you're an American when you're out of the bathroom, what are you when you're IN the bathroom?European! (You're a Peein')And if you really gotta go bad?Russian!

: #Laughs The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that her retired husband was chasing around after young prostitutes.The woman smiled, "So what?"The neighbor was surprised, "It doesn't bother you that he's running around with t

: #Laughs While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders.

: #Laughs A monster walked into the council rent office with a note stuck in one ear and a note in the other.

: #Laughs If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hearhim, is he still wrong?

: #Laughs Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

: #Laughs What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop? An 'Amish' drive-by shooting

: #Laughs On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs.

: #Laughs On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson.

: #Laughs My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table.The girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her??"

: #Laughs Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It's called "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus"!

: #Laughs What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !

: #Laughs What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back.

: #Laughs A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat.

: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor queries."No, you idiot!" the man shouts.

: #Laughs Bob calls in to his job:"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today.

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