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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !

: #Laughs |Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too" "Just leave all the lights on ...

: #Laughs Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,Had just h

: #Laughs "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster.

: #Laughs Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station.

: #Laughs One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters.

: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...

: #Laughs Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."

: #Laughs |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good, he check

: #Laughs Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.

: #Laughs Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy about her sex life, so she goes to see her doctor about it.Her doctor gives her some pills and tells her to put one in her husband's glass of water before going to sleep and then H

: #Laughs A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid.
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