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: #Laughs Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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: #Laughs A local business was looking for office help.

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: #Laughs How long will a floating point operation float?

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: #Laughs A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself.

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: #Laughs "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.

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: #Laughs Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.

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: #Laughs The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable.

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: #Laughs A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories.

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: #Laughs Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

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: #Laughs Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play.

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: #Laughs Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?We are Microsoft.

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: #Laughs An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago.

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: #Laughs |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps.

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: #Laughs Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.

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: #Laughs Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen.

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: #Laughs Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes.

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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: #Laughs Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

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: #Laughs *** Things that can and do bother the "normal" person.

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: #Laughs Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.

: #Laughs A local business was looking for office help.

: #Laughs How long will a floating point operation float?

: #Laughs A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself.

: #Laughs "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.

: #Laughs Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.

: #Laughs The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable.

: #Laughs A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories.

: #Laughs Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

: #Laughs Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play.

: #Laughs Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?We are Microsoft.

: #Laughs An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago.

: #Laughs |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps.

: #Laughs Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.

: #Laughs Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen.

: #Laughs Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes.

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

: #Laughs Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

: #Laughs *** Things that can and do bother the "normal" person.

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